I'm Eugene the taxi man.

I'm Eugene the taxi man
I'm Eugene the taxi man
I works to the finich
cause I eats my spinach
I'm Eugene the taxi man

I'm one old Gazookas what
Hates all Palookas what don't
want to pay their fare
I biffs 'em an' buffs 'em
An' always out ruffs 'em
So none of them gets nowhere
If anyone's tryin' to beat my fare
It's wham an' it's bam unnerstan'?

I whams 'em 'an bams 'em an' always out slams 'em
It don't ends up like they planned

I'm Eugene the taxi man
I'm Eugene the taxi man
I'm strong to the finich
'Cause I eats my spinach
I'm Eugene the taxi man